From the Desk of Mr. Darcy

"Bitches. This world is full of them. Unrepentant bitches I tolerate, indeed respect. But protesting bitches - those who deny their nature, I find repugnant."

Wednesdays Words With Mr. Darcy

"I know. It's the cravat."

Oh my goodness, I've neglected Mr. Darcy

"I dislike being ignored, Ms. Jamison, by anyone save Miss Bennett, and even then it is difficult, as mostly I would just like to shag her."

Thursday's Thoughts

"When one chooses to be in one's cups, one must be prepared to accept the consequences of overindulgence. And whilst it is undoubtedly sexy in the eyes of your readers for your hero the Duke of Rutland to get foxed and chase after women, Ms. Jamison, it is less attractive when you do so."

Yes, Mr. Darcy is taking me to task for my rip roaring hangover. Sebastian is equally displeased, as it means I've not written a lick all day. Then again, I've only been up for an hour...

Mr. Darcy Says...

"My heart is weary today. But I should not be surprised in truth, for idiocy inspires tired minds, and tired minds inspire tired hearts."

More Thoughts from Mr. Darcy

Mr. Darcy says, "I find this tomfoolery...unappealing."